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Click on the picture below to see ZADS at work 

The Tech Dynamics corporation is proud to bring you the latest development in protection from the undead, as well all known types of virus affected hordes. We give you, Z.A.D.S.

A word from our friendly Zombie Automated Destructions Systems:

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Caution, I am a Zombie Automated detection and decapitation system,

Mark I (later renamed).

 

You may call me Zad. I have been programmed by Tech Dynamics to destroy all zombie affected organisms in your city streets. I will not come within 10 to 20 meters of a human who has a beating heart. Also, I can not climb stairs, go through doors or go through walls. If I malfunction, please call 1800-ZADSM1 and give my serial number to have me shutdown.

 

If ZADS head office is unavailable due to a zombie apocalypse, please reduce your height to under  one point two meters, or 4 feet, so that I am not able to dismember you. You can also locate my off switch and circuit breaker at the base of the spinning blades. Thank you and have a wonderful zombie free day.

TECHDYNAMICS

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